Excuse my usual late notice, but we are indeed glad to invite you to this year Home and Garden Expo: no formal attire needed, just a good wallet to support our favourite charity and an open mind towards the depravity of soul and sense.
...but my dear fallen libertine, there are indeed things that you requested, more things that were lost and are back, filled with the scent of roses, and special things that just one can achieve.... and dear fallen libertine, there's even out of season things for those that are enamored with the fir and the bells.
So come visit the new garden and retreat, full of promises I never maintain and perhaps gifts you might be lucky to find. With the hope of a pleasant stay,
And if you are into Eggs, there will be Eggs.